You Can't Handle the Truth

Here is my acting resume' - all of which is true.

2nd Grade
Paul Bunyan in the Saint Agnes Production of "Paul Bunyan and Babe The Blue Ox"

All I remember is wearing boots that were too big and eating popcorn on stage. I have no idea why Paul Bunyan eats popcorn but he does.

8th Grade
Captain Von Trapp in the Saint Agnes Production of "The Sound of Music"

I landed this role during a period of my development known as puberty where my voice was changing. My solo performance of "Edelwiess" was absolutely humiliating.

Freshman Year
Leader of the Socs Gang in the Saint Xavier Production of "The Outsiders"

My stage-combat training from YPAS landed me the job of orchestrating the rumble scene. Stay gold pony boy.

Sophomore Year
Judge Randolph in the Saint Xavier Production of "A Few Good Men"

Can you handle the truth?

Junior Year
Private Boone in the Saint Xavier Production of "M.A.S.H."

My role was the comic relief. Every time I entered or exited the stage I tripped on my unlaced boots.

Hi-larious!

Senior Year - I lost my thespian ambitions.

Currently not acting.